MeetUsInMontauk

Told you

• The scars from the piercings weren’t as cute as you thought they’d be.
• That tattoo looks like shit because you just wouldn’t wait until you were eighteen.
• No one will date you because your style was only meant for musicians.
• Your parents are incredibly disappointed in you and you’re starting to understand why.
• You can’t keep a job for more than three weeks and you claim it’s because you’re meant for something greater but on the inside you know it’s because you have the work ethic of a loser.
• You’re slowly starting to see yourself transform into those same drunken adults that were dumb enough to buy your beer when you were a kid.
• College didn’t work out.
• Those friends who had your back are all moving on.

but no … seriously, how’s your art/book/music coming?

I work for a cell phone company in customer service

and I take abuse from customers all over the nation for eight hours every day. I try to empathize with each individuals situation and I understand their frustration but that in no way justifies the horrible things they say to me every day. People seem to believe it’s alright to treat someone they’ll never meet like absolute shit in order to make themselves feel better. 

But here’s the kicker. There are thousands of us in different areas of work everywhere who have jobs similar to mine.

That’s why you should learn to mind the manners your mother has taught you because

… the second you step out of bounds and run your mouth to the wrong person, to the person who deals day in and day out with pricks like you and can only fantasize about what would happen if you were close enough to actually do something about… That’s when it might be all over for you.

Anorexics

see fat girls in the mirror like you see an artist in yours.

Yes, you’re original,

alternative and vocal. We get it and that’s cool. You’re what? Sixteen? Get it out of your system. Just don’t say you’ll be like this forever because you won’t. You’ll either slowly blend into something more normal or keep acting the way you do now and if you keep acting this way when you’re thirty, you won’t be original, alternative or vocal. You’ll be the obnoxious loud freak working entry level and always showing up dressed up at Hastings. 

Sometimes

fuckyeahassholes:

When my dog marks his territory around our yard. I follow behind him and piss where he pisses. Let him know who’s fucking boss.

http://www.formspring.me/fuckyeahasshole

I’ll pretty much do anything that makes my lips numb.

George Lopez

is not fucking funny.

is not fucking original.

Really? White people are different from black people and mexicans? I had no clue. Can we talk about something else now?

Most of the musicians

who have made it are going to die before you and you’re going to look like a real jackass when you call each and every one of them an irreplaceable inspiration.